I'm bored, so sue me.


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"seal or cerifier's logo, the product may include the words "made".


2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A printer.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Cosby Show.


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:30? Actual time: 8:32, I'm about an hour off.


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Read above.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

George Lopez theme music and my mom baby talking to the dogs.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Two hours ago and I was letting my dogs in.


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The screen?


9. What are you wearing?

A robe


10. Did you dream last night?

Probably.


11. When did you last laugh?

Sometime today.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Brown. Also, some japanese stitched thing.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Oh yea, I see the weirdest things all the time.


14. What do you think of this quiz?

I've had better.


15. What is the last film you saw?

Benjamin Button


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I have no idea actually.


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I usually won't tell people when my birthday is coming up, unless they ask. I guess I don't care for the attention.


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Man's stupidity and disregard for the planet. I like trees thank you very much I would like for my children to experience nature, not industrialization.


19. Do you like to dance?

Oh yea.

20. George Bush:

Eh.


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Shawn or Charlie. I like boy names for girls!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Micah.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Ohhhhhh yeaaaa. Screw staying in one place. How boring.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Bonjour mademoiselle! He's french! Oui oui!

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

No.