RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Heather needs men... NOW!"
[Oh Geez]

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Heather looks like dried toothpaste in an old hillbillies mouth after 3 years."
[Sad but true]

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Heather says CLAP CLAP"
[If your a spaz and you know it clap your hands!]

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Heather wants to grab his booty!"
[Geez first I need men and now ass?! Well maybe...]

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Heather does her best thinking for her project outside in the safe confines of nature."
[Can't argue with that]

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Heather hates twitter."
[Awesome]

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Heather asks the patient to wigglel her toes."
[Oh you has no toes? 0_o ma bads]

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "Heather goes to take full advantage of Flickr."
[Rape?!!]

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Heather likes anal."
[Apparently it is rape O_o]

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Heather eats pet food."
[Izzz goooood]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Heather wears Nikes."
[Like mah kicks?]

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Heather was arrested for felony dui of drugs after a collision with a bicycle."
[I have no words]

OHOHOOHO that was so entertaining. YOU SHOULD ALL DO IT HAHA. >3