I'm bored, so sue me.


1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"seal or cerifier's logo, the product may include the words "made".


2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

A printer.


3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Cosby Show.


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

9:30? Actual time: 8:32, I'm about an hour off.


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

Read above.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

George Lopez theme music and my mom baby talking to the dogs.


7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Two hours ago and I was letting my dogs in.


8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

The screen?


9. What are you wearing?

A robe


10. Did you dream last night?

Probably.


11. When did you last laugh?

Sometime today.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Brown. Also, some japanese stitched thing.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Oh yea, I see the weirdest things all the time.


14. What do you think of this quiz?

I've had better.


15. What is the last film you saw?

Benjamin Button


16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I have no idea actually.


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I usually won't tell people when my birthday is coming up, unless they ask. I guess I don't care for the attention.


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Man's stupidity and disregard for the planet. I like trees thank you very much I would like for my children to experience nature, not industrialization.


19. Do you like to dance?

Oh yea.

20. George Bush:

Eh.


21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Shawn or Charlie. I like boy names for girls!

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Micah.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Ohhhhhh yeaaaa. Screw staying in one place. How boring.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Bonjour mademoiselle! He's french! Oui oui!

25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:

No.

I don't even know if anyone will read this. I haven't uploaded in so long, but that's just kind of the way that I am, I'll be like, "Yay! art!" and then sometimes I'll b like, "No art!". What can I say, that's just always how I've been. However, I come to this site every day and still look at all your art because it's a-m-a-z-i-n-g! Everyone is improving so much!

But yes, I have not left DA

I've been Twilight tagged.

1.) WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER?
I do love Edward

2. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER?
I don't like Jessica. She's annoying.

3. WHO ARE YOUR TOP 3 CULLENS? (NOT INCLUDING EDWARD)
A. Alice
B. Jasper
C. Carlisle

4.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE COUPLES IN TWILIGHT?
Favorite: Edward and Bella (Who doesn't?)
Least Favorite: Sam and Emily (Even though that's not till New Moon... I just don't care about them)

5. IF YOU COULD BE WITH ONE CHARACTER FROM TWILIGHT, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Edward= The epitome of the perfect man.

6. OTHER THAN EDWARD AND BELLA, WHO COULD YOU NOT IMAGINE DYING WITHOUT HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN?
Any one of the Cullens or Jacob.

7. WHO WOULDN'T YOU MIND DYING?
Jessica. Jane too.

8. FAVORITE SCENE IN TWILIGHT?
Port Angeles and when he stays in her room for the first time. But more then both of those is when he plays the piano for her for the first time and he plays the lullaby he wrote for her and says, "You inspired this one."

9. AND NEW MOON?
I loved it when she thought she was dreaming and couldn't believe that he'd come back.

10. AND OF COURSE, ECLIPSE?
I love it when she spends the night at his house and he asks her to marry him. Stupid Bella needs to be happier that she's marrying someone so absolutely perfect *sigh*

11. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE VILLIAN?
James!! He's just lovely. Pretty bright too.

12. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WEREWOLF?
I love Jacob!! I like the one that's playing Embry in the movie too!

13. IF YOU WERE A VAMPIRE WHAT COLOR EYES WOULD YOU HAVE? (RED,GOLD ETC.)
If I could choose I would say lilac or emerald, but going along with the book, I would want to be a good vampire so gold

14. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO MOST IN BREAKING DAWN?
Hopefully Bella's change to a vampire and Jacob imprinting on someone because I want him to be happy too D:

15. MOST ROMANTIC THING EDWARD SAYS IN TWILIGHT?
"Bella, I couldn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. You don't know how it's tortured me...the thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see you blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when you see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable...you are the most important thing to me now, the most important thing to me ever."

*swoon*

16. AND NEW MOON?
"How can I put this so that you'll believe me? You're not asleep, and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you. I have always loved you, and I will always love you. I was thinking of you , seeing your face in my mind, every second that I was away. When I told you that I didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy."

*faints*

17. AND ECLIPSE?
"Sleep my Bella. You are the only one who has ever touched my heart. It will always be yours. Sleep my only love."

*convulses*

18. WEREWOLVES OR VAMPIRES?
Hard one :/ I like both but I love the charm and the almost regal prescense that the vampires have

Yes you heard me right! I'm a crazy Twilight series fan girl now. Gah I hate getting obsessed over something but my God this series is amazing!

I read all three books in three days and I am now also re-reading all of them! Someone save me!

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. [Or that is awesome. :B]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Heather needs men... NOW!"
[Oh Geez]

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Heather looks like dried toothpaste in an old hillbillies mouth after 3 years."
[Sad but true]

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Heather says CLAP CLAP"
[If your a spaz and you know it clap your hands!]

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Heather wants to grab his booty!"
[Geez first I need men and now ass?! Well maybe...]

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Heather does her best thinking for her project outside in the safe confines of nature."
[Can't argue with that]

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Heather hates twitter."
[Awesome]

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Heather asks the patient to wigglel her toes."
[Oh you has no toes? 0_o ma bads]

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "Heather goes to take full advantage of Flickr."
[Rape?!!]

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Heather likes anal."
[Apparently it is rape O_o]

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Heather eats pet food."
[Izzz goooood]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Heather wears Nikes."
[Like mah kicks?]

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Heather was arrested for felony dui of drugs after a collision with a bicycle."
[I have no words]

OHOHOOHO that was so entertaining. YOU SHOULD ALL DO IT HAHA. >3